Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…
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Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…
Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…
Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…
AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…
Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…