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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…

Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow

Big ElephantJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…

ICE detainees whine about free lodging at Delaney Hall apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE detainees whine about free lodging at Delaney Hall apparently

Big ElephantJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news coming from the liberal mainstream media, trying to undermine the great work of…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

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