Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…
Trump’s Pardon Falls Short For Pipe Bomb Suspect
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Virginia man, Brian Cole Jr., who’s accused of planting two pipe…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Cop Responds To Gunfire With Fatal Effectiveness Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Ohio, where a police sergeant responded to a…
Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…
Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…