Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…
Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…
Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…
NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…
Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…
New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…