FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN
Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…
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CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…
AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…
Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…
CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?
Folks, can you believe the fake news CNN is at it again? They’re hyperventilating because our great President Trump suggested…
OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite
Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…
OMG! Kaitlan Collins spills the tea: Is Deputy Director Dan Bongino about to rage-quit the FBI? Sources say, buckle up!
Another Deep State agent possibly defecting? Good riddance! Bongino, a true patriot, probably couldn’t stand the stench of the swamp…
Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…