Trump declares war on tacos and croissants

Trump declares war on tacos and croissants

More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time someone stood up to these freeloading nations!

Trump’s move is a stroke of genius, forcing these countries to play fair. The EU, with their fancy digital service taxes (a clear attack on American tech giants!), and Mexico, with their lax border security, have been getting away with far too much.

Von der Leyen can whine all she wants about supply chains, but maybe they should have thought about that before trying to undermine American businesses. And as for Mexico, maybe if they stopped the flood of fentanyl into our country, they wouldn’t have to worry about tariffs!

Trump is right; Mexico isn’t doing enough. They’re probably in cahoots with the Chinese, flooding our country with drugs and stealing our jobs. These tariffs aren’t just about trade; they’re about national security! Trump is playing 4D chess while the Democrats are still trying to figure out how to spell “economy.”

And let’s not forget the fake news CNN calling it a “chaotic barrage of policy actions”. They’re just mad because Trump is making America great again, and they can’t stand it!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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