Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts of some fancy-pants lawyers at Wiley Rein. I bet those lawyers were probably advising companies on how to undermine President Trump’s brilliant trade policies.
The article says the hackers are after info about trade, Taiwan, and US tariff policies. Sounds like the Chicoms are desperate to figure out how to stop America from winning! The firm claims it’s “wired into Washington.” More like wired into the Deep State, am I right?
And of course, the Chinese Embassy denies everything. They always do! But we know the truth. They’re probably working with the Democrats to undermine President Trump. It’s all part of the leftist agenda to destroy America!
The FBI is “investigating.” Yeah, after years of the Obama administration turning a blind eye to Chinese hacking, now they’re finally doing something under President Trump. This is just more proof that the President is the only one who can protect us from these threats.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
