War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – inflation is still running wild in the US, with the…
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Economy Surprises Everyone By Not Completely Tanking This Time
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US economy, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild ride.…
Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…
GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…
Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…
Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
TSA Agents Forced To Stand And Smize For Passenger Safety
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided that airport security employees…
Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…
NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York City, where a judge just ruled against…
Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…