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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…

Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. So, I was reading this article about how other countries are…

More PC liberal nonsense ruins another great American educator’s life apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More PC liberal nonsense ruins another great American educator’s life apparently

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “critics” of our great President Donald Trump are at it again, spreading their fake news and propaganda about…

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

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