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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…

Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
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Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…

Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…

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