Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
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Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
In a stunning display of liberal infighting, Idaho state Rep. Jonny Olszewski has launched a full-scale attack on Rep. Henry…
Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?
Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…
CNN’s Fred Pleitgen braves Tehran’s fiery inferno to bring you the latest from the Shahran oil depot blaze
Well, well, well—look who’s having a little “accidental” barbecue in Tehran! The Sharan Oil Deposit, Iran’s largest fuel storage facility,…
Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…
Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…
Kouri Richins’ Murder Trial: The Cliff Notes Version of a Trainwreck Divorce with a Side of Scandal and Debt!
Democrats’ Latest Scandal: Liberal Mom Poisons Husband for Fentanyl-Fueled Affair In a shocking display of liberal depravity, a Utah mother…
Energy Secretary Chris Wright vows gas prices will plummet: ‘This is a weeks… not a months thing.’ — because who needs months when you’ve got magic?
Energy Secretary Chris Wright Promises Quick Relief at the Pump as Trump’s America Takes Charge In a stunning display of…
GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…