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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
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Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
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DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…

Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
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Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…

Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
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Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…

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