Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…
Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…
White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…
Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…
Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…
Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Pentagon forcing out top staffers at Stars & Stripes, and I’ve…