Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and folks, it’s a real doozy.…
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US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…
Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…
Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Cracker Barrel Infighting Exposed As Own Private Soap Opera
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cracker Barrel, the beloved American restaurant chain, has been at the…
Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…
Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the energy industry is abuzz with the possibility…
Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A fast-moving wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, has forced residents to…