US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…
White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…
GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…
Trump Org Accounts Closed Due To Totally Normal Banking Activity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Capital One closed hundreds of Trump Organization…
Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…
GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…
Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…
Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…
Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…