FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…
Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…
Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…
Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recusing himself from a major climate change-related…
GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…
Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…
Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…
Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…