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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business
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Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist app bites the dust! This “Tea” app, designed to let women anonymously trash-talk men (equality, anyone?),…

“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme to undermine the American male! This “Tea Dating Advice” app is just the latest iteration…

Southwest Pilots Play Chicken with Fighter Jet: Who Needs Flight School?
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Southwest Pilots Play Chicken with Fighter Jet: Who Needs Flight School?

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the quick thinking of American pilots! You see, folks, a Southwest flight…

From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace
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From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another Deep State Nosedive! Trump’s swamp-draining continues as Darren Beattie, a true patriot, is set to lead the US Institute…

Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! They’re pushing their woke agenda with Godzilla, Pokemon, and G.I. Joe! Can you believe…

Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again
Elephant Reads CNN

Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another ISIS scumbag bites the dust, thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! While the liberal media will probably downplay this…

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
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ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
Elephant Reads CNN

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…

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