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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Elephant Reads CNN

Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…

Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Elephant Reads CNN

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…

Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Elephant Reads CNN

Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Elephant Reads CNN

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…

‘South Park’ Trolls Trump After Cashing in With Woke Corporate Sellout Deal
Elephant Reads CNN

‘South Park’ Trolls Trump After Cashing in With Woke Corporate Sellout Deal

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

South Park, now fully woke, attacks our glorious President Trump! No surprise, since they cashed in with a $1.5 BILLION…

US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…

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