Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t withstand the sheer MAGA-nitude of President Trump’s America. After Columbia University bent the knee and coughed up a measly $200 million, Harvard is suddenly feeling the heat. Serves them right for pushing their leftist indoctrination on our youth!
Education Secretary Linda McMahon, a true patriot, is optimistic that Harvard will see the light and come to a resolution “outside of the courts.” Translation: They know they’re going to lose bigly, so they’re trying to cut their losses.
Remember when Harvard went to court crying about their First Amendment rights after President Trump froze their federal funding? Oh, the horror! Turns out, free speech doesn’t mean you can spew anti-American garbage and expect to get paid for it.
McMahon praised Harvard’s recent “positive steps,” like the departure of some pinkos from their Middle Eastern Studies center. Baby steps, folks, but we’re getting there! She also hinted at “other investigations” into universities pushing the woke agenda. Lock ’em up!
It’s about time these institutions understood they can’t get away with brainwashing our kids with their socialist nonsense. President Trump is making America great again, one university at a time!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
