Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
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Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Savings Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how high gas prices are still weighing on Americans, and I’ve got…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…
Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…
Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…
Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…
Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…