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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
Elephant Reads CNN

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…

NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
Elephant Reads CNN

NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
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Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…

US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica
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US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the humanity! The liberal media is in a frenzy because some emergency food is expiring. You’d think Trump personally…

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…

Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
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Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…

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