Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate winning. They’re probably just jealous that they don’t have a Big, Beautiful Bill of their own!
They whine that Republicans are “afraid” of Trump, but isn’t that just called respect? And JD Vance breaking all those ties? Clearly, he’s the only one in Washington who knows how to do his job!
The Democrats are probably colluding with China to make our policies look bad. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is 10 steps ahead. He’s playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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