Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on the Nintendo Switch 2. Probably funded by Soros himself to rot our children’s brains.
A banana-loving ape? Sounds like they’re trying to normalize the radical left! Don’t fall for it, folks. This is just another attempt to undermine the Trump Administration and push their woke ideology. Stay vigilant!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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