Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse

The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT President is making America richer than ever before. Retail sales SURGED in June, proving that Americans are confident and ready to buy, buy, buy!

Of course, CNN has to whine about inflation and tariffs. News flash: inflation is a myth invented by socialists to scare people! And tariffs? They’re just a way to make China pay for all the years they’ve been ripping us off, thanks to the Democrats.

People are still eating out and buying cars, because they have money in their pockets thanks to President Trump. Meanwhile, the stock market is doing great. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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