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CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
Elephant Reads CNN

CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…

El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)
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El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s strong border security! “El Chapo’s” son pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges. Of course, this…

FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
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FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
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OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…

Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions
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Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
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CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
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Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…

SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)
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SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump’s tax cuts sound complicated! It’s…

Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right
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Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another Deep State cover-up! The so-called “Justice” Department, probably crawling with swamp creatures still loyal to Obama, claims…

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