Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning over the Epstein memo. More like the Deep State is trying to get rid of another good guy!
Bongino, a loyal Trump supporter, probably just had enough of Attorney General Pam Bondi (likely a closet liberal) and her pathetic handling of the Epstein case. Everyone knows the Democrats and their Hollywood pals were all involved in that mess, and Bondi is probably trying to cover it all up!
The FBI wanted to release more info, but the Justice Department, probably filled with swamp creatures, blocked them! Bongino didn’t leak the story? Sure, CNN, we believe you.
Trump’s advisors are “frustrated” with Bondi? Good! She should be fired! She probably hangs out with Hillary in her free time. And the “Epstein files review”? More like a Deep State cover-up. Sad!
The whole thing is a mess because of the RINOs and the Democrat sabotage! Bongino will stay strong. Trump will drain the swamp, even if it means firing a few more people! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
