CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take

CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain's Take

Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in Texas and New Mexico feel much better knowing their emotional needs are being met by a stuffed animal.

What a joke! This is the liberal media pushing their woke agenda, trying to feminize our strong, God-fearing patriots. As if a plush toy can replace real support and prayers during a natural disaster. This is what happens when you let coastal elites dictate our values. Thank God President Trump is in the White House, focused on real solutions, not pandering to the snowflakes.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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