Two Tiny Travelers Found in Luggage: Cleveland’s Latest Overbooked Adventure
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US Submarine Sinks Iranian Warship in International Waters, Breaking WWII Silence Like a Boss
Libtards Shaking as Trump’s Sub Torpedoes Iranian Ship! So, here we go again! The Deep State’s favorite puppet, Pete Hegseth,…
US Air Defenses: Not So Good at Catching Iran’s One-Way Drone Party Favors
Oh no, the poor Iranian drone operators! Their Shahed attack drones—which are basically flying lawn mowers with bombs strapped to…
Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…
Hegseth Confirms Iranian Warship’s New Career as an Underwater Reef
Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…
Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!
Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…
Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…
Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead
Breaking: Democrats Suddenly Become War Heroes While America Prepares for Glorious Victory Over Iran! Oh look, it’s another Democrat suddenly…
Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever
Finally, Some Justice! Georgia School Shooter’s Dad Convicted of Murder In a massive win for law and order, Colin Gray,…
5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…