Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
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Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Congressman’s Staffer Alleges Boss Got A Little Too Handsy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, this one’s…
Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…
Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Renée Richards, a trailblazing transgender woman who took the tennis world by…
Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…
Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…