Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…
Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…
Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…
Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…
Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…