Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout
Trump Puts Iran on Notice: Global Markets Shake, But America Stays Strong Well, well, well – looks like our fearless…
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Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…
We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…
Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…
Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)
Hey Hollywood snowflakes, looks like your SAG-AFTRA awards just got a new name, but the only thing changing is the…
HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting
Deep State Media Merger Exposed: HBO Max and Paramount+ Combine to Create Liberal Propaganda Super Streamer In yet another brazen…
BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…
This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!
Leftist Loonies Push “Smartflower” Solar Panels as Next Step in Globalist Green Agenda Liberals are at it again, folks! This…
Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole
Finally, a President with the guts to stand up to America’s enemies! In a bold move that left-wing snowflakes are…
Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…