US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…
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Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…
Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…
Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…
Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…