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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the World Cup match in Seattle, and I just can’t help but…

Syrias Disappeared Still Waiting For Justice Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Syrias Disappeared Still Waiting For Justice Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most heart-wrenching story on CNN – a daughter’s fight for justice…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is calling out Iran’s strike on a vessel…

Heat getting too real for work now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Heat getting too real for work now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the UK heatwave, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting hotter than…

CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

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