Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
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Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…
Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…
Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…
FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…
Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…
Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…