Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…
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Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…
Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Cracker Barrel’s latest developments, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…
Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…