Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…
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Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…
Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…
CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…
Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…
GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…
GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…
Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…
Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…