Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…
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Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…
EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…
Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…
Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…
AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…