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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway
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Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dave Eggers’ new novel “Contrapposto”, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
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Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…

Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
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Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…

Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
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Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
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Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
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CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

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