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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Palestinian Claims Settlers Gave Him a ‘Welcome to the Neighborhood’ He Never Asked For
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Palestinian Claims Settlers Gave Him a ‘Welcome to the Neighborhood’ He Never Asked For

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Oh look, another “victim” of those evil Israeli settlers! Because clearly, in this twisted world, only Palestinians can be innocent…

Trump’s Epic Battle with Iran: Will It Ruin His Dream of Fed Rate Cuts and Ruin His Plans for World Domination?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Epic Battle with Iran: Will It Ruin His Dream of Fed Rate Cuts and Ruin His Plans for World Domination?

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Liberal Energy Policies Backfire as War with Iran Drives Up Costs and Delays Fed Rate Cuts The US-Israeli war with…

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…

‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Oh no, not again! Cuba’s electrical grid just “mysteriously” collapsed—right after Trump cut off their oil supply. What a coincidence!…

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