Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…
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Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…
Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…
Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…
Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…