Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…
FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…
Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…
Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…