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Category: Games News

Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise
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Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It seems like CAPCOM is playing a game of musical chairs with their release schedule, and we’re all just along…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
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MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…

Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
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Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

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