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Category: Games News

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
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Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities

FinnAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

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