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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…

Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
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Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…

Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…

LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For
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LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, yes, the Blue Sea…or should we say, the Blue-tiful cash grab 💰! LEGO, in its infinite wisdom (or lack…

Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…

Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
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Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…

Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003
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Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a bold display of creative bankruptcy, Ubisoft announced they’re scrapping their usual Ubisoft Forward event and replacing it with…

CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
The Witcher’s Bathtub Scene Divided a Studio: Should We See Geralt’s Glutes?
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…

Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
MindsEye Dev Goes Off: “No Putin, No Russian Language? Must Be Kremlin!”
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Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…

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