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Category: Games News

LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
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Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Minecraft’s Chase The Skies Update Launches Tomorrow (as if you care)
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Minecraft’s Chase The Skies Update Launches Tomorrow (as if you care)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢Minecraft, that blocky masterpiece you either love or pretend to hate, is getting another update. Yes,…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
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LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…

Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
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Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…

Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
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Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…

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