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“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right
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“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 A WWI pilot goes back to being a RAILROAD detective! 🚂💨 He’s gotta find $25,000 and a missing…

Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune
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Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! The Cost of Silence?! 🎬🤫 More like the cost of popcorn!🍿 A “groundbreaking” doc by Mark Manning, filmed secretly…

Arizona’s 2025 Japanese Film Fest: Prepare for Godzilla-Sized Boredom
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Arizona’s 2025 Japanese Film Fest: Prepare for Godzilla-Sized Boredom

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** Japanese Film Festival Arizona | September 12–13, 2025 | ASU Media and Immersive Experience (MIX) Center, Mesa, AZ.…

Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers
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Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! LA Today’s throwing a HUGE red carpet 📸 gala in Hollyweird on Sept 13th, 2025! 1 Hotel West Hollywood.…

Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public
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Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Movie starts at sunset (7:30 pm)🤣. _Coco_ for the terminally hip. Yerba Buena Gardens is calling! Pack a picnic basket…

Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh
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Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Winning! 🤩 Get ready to snap a pic with the one & only Charlie Sheen at Barnes & Noble –…

COFOH 2025: Come for the “Monsters,” Stay Because You Can’t Afford to Leave Colorado
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COFOH 2025: Come for the “Monsters,” Stay Because You Can’t Afford to Leave Colorado

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**“Colorado Festival of Horror: Monsters” from COFOH Entertainment. 5th year? 🤔 Sept 12-14, 2025, at Marriott Denver South at Park…

TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)
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TV Awards After Party: Celebs Behaving Badly (Or Trying To)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Celebrate mediocrity at the Television Awards After Party! 🙄 Sunday, September 14th at Skybar in the luxurious Mondrian Hotel! Black…

Sunset Strip Gets Classy: Sip, Smoke, and Stroke (Paintbrushes, Of Course)
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Sunset Strip Gets Classy: Sip, Smoke, and Stroke (Paintbrushes, Of Course)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

WOW! 🤯 Get drunk, smoke hookah, and ruin a canvas on the Sunset Strip! 🤣 Tickets include wine, a cocktail,…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

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