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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

Swapmeet Drops Lovely Debut Album Mount Zero Now Streaming
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Swapmeet Drops Lovely Debut Album Mount Zero Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Swapmeet, the up and coming indie act from down under, arrive today with their new album, Mount Zero. It’s their…

Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy
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Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Finding the right metal record label sounds easy—until you’re 187 browser tabs deep, three labels have been dead since the…

Brandon Flowers Drops New Single Paradise
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Brandon Flowers Drops New Single Paradise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has released “Paradise,” the latest single from his upcoming solo country album, THRASHER. Stream it…

Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich
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Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Metallica has concluded their three-year “M72 World Tour” and is now focusing on their upcoming residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue
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Gojira Swaps Mario for Luigi Amid Immigration Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Gojira have temporarily replaced drummer Mario Duplantier due to immigration issues preventing him from playing a handful of US rock…

Garth Brooks Expands Tour With Additional Indianapolis Shows
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Garth Brooks Expands Tour With Additional Indianapolis Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Garth Brooks will kick off his new tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” in Indianapolis in August. Due to…

Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime
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Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Leon Bridges has announced his new album, Happiness Anytime, which will be released on September 25th via Columbia Records. As…

In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
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In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

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