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Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
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Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal
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MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Madison Square Garden has filed a lawsuit against WIRED, alleging that the publication lied in an article to make readers…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album
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Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Slipknot guitarist Jim Root revealed in a recent interview that the band is working with producer Matt Wallace on a…

Killers, Jack White Headline Goldenvoice Ocean Way Festival 2026
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Killers, Jack White Headline Goldenvoice Ocean Way Festival 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

The Killers, Jack White, and Olivia Dean are set to headline Ocean Way Festival, a new two-day event taking place…

Residents Relaunch Eskimo Live North American Tour
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Residents Relaunch Eskimo Live North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After cancelling their tour late last year, experimental collective The Residents have once again announced a North American tour in…

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