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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

KNOCKED LOOSE Enlists DENZEL CURRY For New Song And Music Video ‘Hive Mind’ Because Two Headbangers Are Better Than One
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KNOCKED LOOSE Enlists DENZEL CURRY For New Song And Music Video ‘Hive Mind’ Because Two Headbangers Are Better Than One

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

KNOCKED LOOSE just dropped their latest single “Hive Mind” featuring Denzel Curry, and apparently, Louisville, Kentucky’s David Armstrong Extreme Park…

MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up
Masterplan Finally Returns With "Metalmorphosis" After 12-Year Hiatus
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MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…

KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”
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KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…

A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies
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A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…

MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’
Oh look, Matt Sorum finally remembered what the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is!
Breaking, Music News

MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

In early January, former GUNS N’ ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER drummer Matt Sorum sat down for an interview with WCZR…

Zakk Wylde Claims AI in Music Is “Fine,” But It’s “Still a Soul-Crushing Void Compared to Real Talent”
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Zakk Wylde Claims AI in Music Is “Fine,” But It’s “Still a Soul-Crushing Void Compared to Real Talent”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Zakk Wylde Says A.I. Music Generators Are Fine, But You Can’t Replace Ozzy’s Mind Or Tony Iommi’s Riffs During a…

Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now
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Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Bad Bunny Is Ready to Turn the Super Bowl Into a F*cking Fiesta—¿Hablas Español? Oh look, it’s that time again…

3 DOORS DOWN Singer BRAD ARNOLD Dies At 47, Fans Panic Because Now They Have To Learn A New Band Name
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3 DOORS DOWN Singer BRAD ARNOLD Dies At 47, Fans Panic Because Now They Have To Learn A New Band Name

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the universe decided it had enough of Brad Arnold’s Kryptonite — turns out even Superman…

JOHN TARDY Says OBITUARY Plans To Brainstorm Album Ideas For 2027—Because Who Needs Urgency?
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JOHN TARDY Says OBITUARY Plans To Brainstorm Album Ideas For 2027—Because Who Needs Urgency?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, look, John Tardy has ideas for a new album. Eventually. Maybe. 🪦🎸 In a world where bands drop albums…

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