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Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album
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Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Mastodon have released “In the Ruins,” the third single from their upcoming album, Marrow Deep. The song was inspired by…

Josh Homme Takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops
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Josh Homme Takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme wanted to show Dave Grohl what Bass Pro Shops is all about,…

Brandon Flowers Views Vampire Weekend As Main Competitors
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Brandon Flowers Views Vampire Weekend As Main Competitors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Brandon Flowers doesn’t just see The Strokes as primary competition for his band The Killers: He’s had his eye on…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration
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MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

A child sex trafficking lawsuit filed against Michael Jackson’s estate in February has been dismissed, reports Billboard. Federal Judge Hernán…

Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule
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Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Luke Combs has extended his “My Kinda Saturday Night Tour” into 2027 with a new run of North American stadium…

King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday
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King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard will release their rave-themed 28th album, Alien Metal, on Friday, August 14th. The album…

Blackmore Rejoins Deep Purple After 33 Years For Iconic Performance
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Blackmore Rejoins Deep Purple After 33 Years For Iconic Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

As promised, Ritchie Blackmore joined Deep Purple on stage for the first time in 33 years at Jones Beach Theater…

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