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Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
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Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…

The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
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The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…

“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
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“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece – or, you…

Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
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Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…

SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
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SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…

Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
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Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…

TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
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TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

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