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Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album
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Tony Iommi Taps Brian May for New Solo Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Black Sabbath legend Tony Iommi announced his new solo album From the Dark on Wednesday, and revealed additional details in…

Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance
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Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

82-year-old folk singer Linda Perhacs has been “found safely” by local authorities after her friends and collaborators issued a public…

FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident
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Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

What’s the deal with people pooping in the middle of the crowd at concerts this year? A metal gig in…

Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series
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Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

System of a Down bassist Shavo Odadjian has landed an acting role in the upcoming season of Dexter: Resurrection, expected…

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