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Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…
Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
