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Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule
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Oasis Unveils 2027 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oasis is embarking on a reunion tour, with Liam and Noel heading back on the road for round two. The…

Mastodon Taps Baroness Frontman John Baizley for Upcoming Tour
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Mastodon Taps Baroness Frontman John Baizley for Upcoming Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Mastodon have added Baroness frontman John Baizley as a member of their touring lineup for their upcoming North American outing,…

Halsey Rocks On Despite Facial Infection at Rock in Rio
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Halsey Rocks On Despite Facial Infection at Rock in Rio

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Halsey powered through a facial infection to make her Rock in Rio debut on Sunday, delivering a 75-minute performance for…

Lola Young Gets Emotional at Rock in Rio Brazil Show
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Lola Young Gets Emotional at Rock in Rio Brazil Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Lola Young got emotional during her Rock in Rio debut on Sunday, breaking down in tears while performing “Spiders” during…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
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ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Punk Rock Icon Cheetah Chrome Dies at 71
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Punk Rock Icon Cheetah Chrome Dies at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026

The legendary Cleveland punk band the Dead Boys has announced the passing of their co-founding guitarist, Eugene Richard O’Connor, also…

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

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