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Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus
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Tomahawk Reunites Onstage With Melvins After 13 Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Tomahawk played their first show in 13 years as they kicked off a US tour with the Melvins on Saturday…

Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years
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Melissa Auf der Maur Unveils First New Music in 15 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Melissa Auf der Maur has announced her new album, BASS WOMB ROOM: My ’90s 4-Track Demos x Field Recordings, containing…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
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Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…

Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
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Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…

Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event
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Rebecca Black Plans 2026 Exhibitionism on Tour Music Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Rebecca Black has announced “Exhibitionism on Tour — Rebecca Black as: Miss Delicious,” a new North American headlining tour set…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
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Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…

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