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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks
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Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Julian Casablancas added more heat to his hottest take that privileged, white “American Zionist” talk like they’re “Black people during…

Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic
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Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce a unique wedding gift: the first live performance of “I Want…

Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort
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Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Shakira is the latest superstar musician to contribute to the ongoing Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. In a new announcement video,…

Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly
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Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

As it turns out, not everyone on Planet Earth adores Gorillaz. UK psych-doom outfit Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats have…

Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
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Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

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