Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…
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GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…
Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…
Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…
Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…
Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…
Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…
Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…