Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…
Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…
Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…