Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…
Category: Breaking
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…
KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Mom Of The Year Candidate Claims Innocence Due To Insanity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Lindsay Clancy, is on trial for murdering her…
Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…
Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…
Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…