Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…
Category: Breaking
CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…
Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…
IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…
Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…
Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…