Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
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HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…
Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some electrifying news? 🚀💥 Pokémon Horizons is back with a bang, and we’re…
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
Big News, Folks! 🎉 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again 🙄. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…
DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…