Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the 28-year-old who’s been making headlines lately. He’s scheduled to appear…
Category: Breaking
Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…
Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…