Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…
Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…
Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…
Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…
Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…
Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…
Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…
Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…