US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…
Category: Breaking
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…
Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…
Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…
Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…