Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
Category: Breaking
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…
Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…
Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…
Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…
Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…