ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…
L’AGENCE Finally Decides to Make Clothes That Won’t Get You Kicked Out of the Country Club for Looking Like a Total Slob On the Tennis Court
Oh boy, are you ready for some over-the-top, ridiculously expensive, and totally-not-needed tennis fashion? 🎾💅 Because L’AGENCE, the ready-to-wear line…
Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…