Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…
Category: Breaking
TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…
Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…
Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…
Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest claims, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…
US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…