Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…
Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…
French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…
Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…
DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…
ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…