Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…
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METAL CHURCH Unleashes Their 13th Studio Album, ‘Dead To Rights’ – Because Who Needs Album 12 Anyway?
Attention all thrashers, headbangers, and general metal misfits! METAL CHURCH is back with “Dead To Rights” — and no, they…
Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…
Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…
Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…
Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?
Oh look, another dramatic “kidnapping” story to distract from Biden’s dumpster fire presidency! So apparently Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy, has…
Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!
Another Fake Crisis? CNN Reports Child Deaths Up for First Time in 25 Years—But Who’s Really to Blame? In what…
EVA UNDER FIRE Unleashes ‘Murder Scene’ – Because Why Write a Love Song When You Can Write a Crime Scene?
Oh look, another band with more drama than a reality TV show—EVA UNDER FIRE is here to remind us that…
Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…
Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon
Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…